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trufflesmushroom:
“ oak23:
“ aubreysilver:
“I think that’s called evolution.
”
god i wish this was me
”
she represents the dawn of humanity’s peak
”

oak23:
aubreysilver:
I think that’s called evolution.
god i wish this was me
she represents the dawn of humanity’s peak

crazyclowntime:
lntelligent:
“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this
As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this
This fuckin aged like milk

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runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:
The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?
Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.
Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

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ironwebbs:

unrelatedsoundss:
just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day
I’m losing it

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angstravaganza:

i hate white men who say they’re ‘playing devil’s advocate’. i’m like: the devil already has lots of advocates, and they all look like you, and this isn’t a fun game.

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ithotyouknew2:

lesbianeroticthriller:
sufjanstevens420:
lizziesamuels:
wonderwallmsn:
We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.
yeah, hot wings, sure
wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings
Me when I see hot wings
Just gals loving hot wings

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circlespinner:

taintmotel:
hoooo
BITCH
yeayus

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susanoomon:

welcome to applebees! 🍎🐝

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lynati:

nerdgal-dorkski:
bax16:
elegantstrings:
bobgalloway55:
southernsideofme:
Awesome 👏
Dear lord!
@advanced-procrastination iM
drift compatible
it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!